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- Getting a Promotion
- Disney’s Aladdin
- FBI Job Interview
- How we imagine most of our myjokemail fans
- Your Last Lamaze Class
- Sad…but true
- I have a job, but still…
| Posted: 30 May 2012 05:47 PM PDT A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
“What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest. “Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop.” said the Priest. “Yes, and then?” asked the Rabbi. “If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it’s possible for me to become a full Bishop.” said the Priest. “O.K., then what?” asked the Rabbi. The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, “With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal.” “And then?” asked the Rabbi. The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, “With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I’m in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope.” “Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi. “Good grief!” shouted the Priest. “What do you expect me to become, GOD?” “Well,” said the Rabbi, “One of our boys made it!”
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| Posted: 30 May 2012 05:46 PM PDT |
| Posted: 30 May 2012 05:13 PM PDT 3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office.
The interviewing FBI agent said “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.” The man took the gun, hesitated, and said “Sorry, I can’t do it.” The next interviewee came into the office. The agent said “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.” The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked back out. “Sorry,” he said. The last man came into the office. This guy really wanted the job. The interviewer said “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.” The man took the gun and went into the room. The agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming. Shortly, the man came out of the room and said “Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!”
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| How we imagine most of our myjokemail fans Posted: 30 May 2012 11:28 AM PDT |
| Posted: 30 May 2012 08:55 AM PDT The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
“Ladies, exercise is good for you,” announced the teacher. “Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!” The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. “Yes” asked the instructor. “Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk”
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| Posted: 30 May 2012 07:25 AM PDT |
| Posted: 30 May 2012 06:23 AM PDT |
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