celebrity bollywood: Try to help the people

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Try to help the people

Try to help the people
Sadly true
As long as you are quiet, this is perfectly acceptable
Crash Victims
That’s one smart dog
Am I The Only One Who Does This Frequently ?
Well ain’t that something

Posted: 03 Jun 2012 06:11 PM PDT

A big, burly man visited the pastor’s home and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.

“Madam,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400.”

“How terrible!” exclaimed the preacher’s wife. “May I ask who you are?”

The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. “I’m the landlord,” he sobbed.

Sadly true

Posted: 03 Jun 2012 04:55 PM PDT

As long as you are quiet, this is perfectly acceptable

Posted: 03 Jun 2012 02:00 PM PDT

Crash Victims

Posted: 03 Jun 2012 01:55 PM PDT

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.

They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”

The first guy says,” I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”

The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”

The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say … Look, He’s Moving!”